- selfie game: weak
- wifi game: weak
- school game: weak
- relationship game: weak
- music game: strong
you catch a lot of flies with honey, but you catch more honeys being fly
Alternative phrases to “calm your tits”
- soothe your boobs
- de-stress your breasts
- undo the calamity that is your mammaries
- adjust your bust before it combusts
I also like:
- give that chest a rest
- hakuna your tatas
don’t have a rack attack
I am going to start swearing by authors
"Holy mother of Mary Shelley!"
"What the Tolkien?"
"By Victor Hugo’s spare underpants!"
"Jesus, Mary and Joseph Conrad!"
"Pardon my Molière, but I don’t give a Faulkner."